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Czech Republic
Current Residence: Avion, Hiigarian class battlecruiser...almost destroyed, now brought back from the junkyard:)
Favourite genre of music: almost all genres.
Favourite style of art: space art
Operating System: Windows XP 4ever.....DIE VISTAS!!!
MP3 player of choice: Sansa View
Personal Quote: Hope diesas the last one.
AGNOSTICISM What is this shit?

ALTRUISM Want some shit?

APATHISM I don't give a shit.
ATHEISM I don't believe this shit.

BUDDHISM Shit happens.

BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens because the Bible says so.

CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost?

CARTESIANISM I shit, therefore I am.

CATHOLICISM If shit happens, you deserved it.

CLASSICAL Marxism The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.

COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit.

CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit happens."

CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.

CONTRACT THEORY If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.

DADISM Your mom knows her shit.

DARWINISM We came up from shit.

DIANETICS Shit your way to a better life.

DOMINICANS Belive in shit, or we'll boil you in it.

DYSLEXIANISM Hits shapnep.

DISCORDIANISM This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.

MCCARTHYISM Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

MORMONISM Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.

MURPHISM Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.

NARCISSISM My shit don't stink.

NIETSCHE If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not shit.

NIHILISM Everything is shit.

NIXONISM Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.

PAGANISM Shit happens. And is a part of nature.

PANGLOSSISM This is the best of all possible shits.

PLATONISM There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.

PROTESTANTISM Let shit happen to someone else.

RUSSEAU Only natural shit is worth shit.

RASTAFARIANISM "Let's smoke this shit."

SHINTO Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.

STALINISM The state treats you like shit.

SURREALISM Shit is shiny and shaped like a buick.

Scientific-Creationism Shit happens all at once

TAOISM The shit that happens is not the true shit.

THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.

TV-Evangelism You need our shit, but it'll cost you.

UNITARIANISM There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.

Utilitarianism Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.

VANDALISM I'm gonna wreck this shit!

VOODOOISM Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you

YUPPIEISM It's my shit! All mine!

ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?

TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.......

HINDUISM This shit has happened before.

ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM If shit happens, you deserve it.

FUNDAMENTALISM If shit happens, they deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM Let shit happen to someone else.

EPISCOPALIANISM When shit happens, make it tasteful.

JUDAISM Why does shit always happen to US?

AGNOSTICISM Shit may or may not be happening; we don't know shit.

ATHEISM No shit.


Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

7th Day Adventist Shit happens on Saturdays.
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Ravenwood100 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the golden llama :D
AneiKhaar Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
no prob :D
xbastex Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so much for the fav on:
Rescue mission by xbastex
Clovis-thecutestcat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:wave: Welcome! Thank you so much for joining :iconallartworld::squee:
Hope you have an awesome time with us! :heart:
If you have any questions, queries or issues feel free to talk to any of the admins at our group, we are happy to assist you. 

Kind Regards
Contributor of the awesomeness group ever: AllArtWorld
Astralseed Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Professional General Artist
You've been featured here to help gain a bit more exposure to your art :aww: 
AneiKhaar Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
wooow...thank you so much!! :D Joy
Astralseed Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're very welcome :)
xChinaChanx Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fav^^
vojis Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Thanks for joining #beautiful-planet! :D
We hope you will enjoy our Group.


*=vojis -- co-fouder of the Group.
AneiKhaar Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
its my honor:)
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